Fryday Film Fun

 

Beofr mee starts mee must say BIG, MASSIVE, HOOJ, MAHOOSIVE KONGRATULAYSHUNS to ZONA and her peeps on da Safe arrival ovs dere puppy peep NICO. Him is da most handsomest ovs hoo-man pups mee eva has seen n mee wishes yoo many happy memory makin moments in yor lives togevva.

Now dis film is shockin it shows a heinous attack on mi puppyhood by mi buddies at Crestie Heaven where mee dids live wivs Da Mama Cheryl before mee came here.

Now yoo can tell mee was jokin wivs yoo all cos mee had da bestest fun wivs mi bigger buds dere as yoo can tell butts wot DML didn’t film was in da garden wivs da rest ov da pack cos in da film was just a couple ovs mi buds yoo know.

Mee luvs goin to see Da Mama Cheryl n so does DML too, it’s all dem nekkid Crestie butts yoo knows………………..BOL.

Luv

Uji

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Not sure mee liked dat !

Wee did all just go outs, Mee, Grumpy floofy butt sista, Da Moms Laydee & Da Poppi-man…………… Mee was not impressed cos mee did not gets put in mi carry pouch !

Mee had dis torture contrapulashun on wivs a hooj red wire on its dat Da Moms laydee was holdin on to. Mee is finkin maybe her is not so nice ! ! Da Grumpy floofy sista was skippity skippin along wivs Da Poppi-man butts mee just kept on sittin down n lookin woesome. Not dat it worked Da Moms Laydee did keeps sayin come on Uji yor doing so well so mee had to do dis walkin fing butts let mee tell yoo dis…………………………………

MEE DONT LIKE IT ! ! ! ! no siree Bob not one likkle bit did mee like it.

Da best bit ovs da hole fing was comin home again fur mi noms !

Dem betta not finks mee is gonna do dat again cos dem got anuvver fing comin if dey do SO DERE !

Mee is off to get some snuggles in under mi Tracy Beaker blankie. See yoo all soon.

Luv

Uji

PeeS. Miss Puddles Yoo does soooooo Rock !

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Ello out dere, mi name is Ujio yoo pronounce is Ooo Gee Oh, mi Mom named mee afta her fav man in a movie which is kinda kewl. I don’t live wiv mi Mom yet I is comin to livs wiv her on Monday and she is kinda excitamagated about dats and I is a bit scared. I is only a little guy rite now nearly 12 weeks old butts I will grow and gets lots braver. I has been sworn to secrecy about who mi new Mom is butts yoo may be ables to works dat out.

I has a sista who lives wiv mi new Moms very good furiend and mi sista is called Yasmin, her went to lives wiv her new Mom last Sunday n I got lefted behind and I was veri sad butt now I knows I will see her again which is most happifying. When I moves on Munday I get anuvver sista her is a different style dog to mee butts thats okays wiv mee cos her has lots ovs furs so I will be able to snuggle n keeps all cosy wivs her.

Anyway dats all I can fink ovs rite now butt I is lookin forward to makin new furiends here.

和平与爱

Ujio