Hollibobs

 

Wee is startin to gets ready fur our hollibob on Fryday, mee has some new jammies all reddy so mee wont get cold or gets too much sun, mee has new sun cream too. After mi escape act and scarin ovs DML on Fryday mee is off to da vet man  today to gets a chip, mee likes chips dem is nommy so mee is most lookin forward to dat. Mee also has mi own sleepin bag fur da nite time so mee don’t gets all cold n goose bumpy. DML is startin to get most x-citable abouts goin away. Mee finks she needs dis short hollibob a lot, she needs to see her pals n havs a good laff wivs dem all. Mee is lookin forward to seein all da ova dogs dere.

Anyway off fur a snoozle now before mee see da vet man to gets mi chip mmmmm

Luv

Uji

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Mi Sunday

Wowsers today was a day ovs fursts fur me, I was havin mi furst eva play date !!!! Mee was most excitamagated bouts dis. But before dat lets get to one ovs mi fursts………….. DML caught mee being amorous to mi Bambi stuffy so her said mee is definitely gettin a big boy now and it woulds soon bee time for mi bobble-ectomy not sure whats dat is butts mee not sure mee likes da sounds ovs it. Mee has asked Mr Mango ifs mi bobbles is da same as hims nards cos mee is not at all sure wots da fuss is all abouts.

Now DML has had a horrid head dis last week so wee dids not leave as soon as mee wanted fur mi play date butts dat was okays really cos wee hads lots ovs snuggles. Den it was times fur us to go gets da bus ( mee has film ovs mee on da bus butts mee savin dat fur film fun Fryday ) n wen we gotted to da bus stop yoo will neva guess wots mee dids, can yoo guess ? Well mee will tells yoo ……………………. Mee dids cock mi leggy n dids pee all ova a lamppost !!!! DML was very pleased wivs mee den.

Da bus did come n mee sats down on mi seat an looked outta da window on da way wee saw Aunty Lyn n Pal Joey so wee forts wee woulds walk from da bus station to give dem time to gets home befor wee arrived at dere house. Wee all turned up at da same time, mee gots all bouncy wen mee saw Pal Joey butts him just wanted to gets in cos it was windy outs, him looked very handsome in his Red Snuggle Suit mee has to say ( maybee mee should refink not wearing clothes ). Wee all went up into Aunty Lyns an mee did promptly pee ( wivs cocked leg ) up her table leg dis made DML most red in da face butts Aunty Lyn was most kewl abouts it cos mee is still likkle ( just as well cos mee dids it more den once ). Pal Joey was not to keen on mee gettin near hims bed butts Sista Ronnii is da same n her bite is lots worse dan Pal Joeys cos her gots all her teefies.

Pal Joey was most tired n hims didn’t wanna play butts dat was okays too cos mee still hads fun even tho him dids keep grrr-in at mee. DML said him looked likes Elvis wen his lip kept curlin up…..Bol.

Even tho we dids not play much it was good fur us both cos Pal Joey has to gets used to da fact dat even tho ova doglets come ova to hims house dem is not gonna steal hims Mom away n goods fur mee cos mee has to learn not every dog mee meets is gonna want to play bitey face or bouncy tigger time or chasey, bouncy, pouncy, flouncy, bitey tail zoomies. So it was a goods non play date ifs yoo follow mee. Mee still played butts wivs DML & Aunty Lyn which was uber kewl n wee dids takes photys which mee will putts up on Wordless Wednesday.

It was a good Sunday !!!!!!!

DML says her is gonna call da vet-man to get him to look at mee n see when she can books mee in for dis bobble fing , now wots mee needs to know is shoulds mee be worried ?

 

Luv

Uji

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4th Ovs July

 

            HAPPY 4th Ovs July

to all mi furiends across da big swimmin pool !

Mee n sista Non Floofy Butt has been away butts mee will tell yoo all abouts dat anuvver day cos today wee has to pawty on down wivs The Fiesty Three ova in Honorooroo. Mee is so excitamagated.

cos mee has neva been to Honorooroo befor now Sista Non Floofy Butt who can do evryfing has told mee all abouts it so mee fort mee shoulds try mi paw at dis surfin lark her is so goods at. Hmm, Well, Urrr, Emmmm mee is not so goods at it. Her says it cos her is older n has hads lots ovs praktise so mee has try more n more butts as us Cresties is nots keen on da wet stuff dis in da only photy ov mee surfin yoo is likely to see.

Is yoo all reddy fur it ?…………………………………………… Is yoo sure ?…………………………………………………………………………………………. Okays den here yoo go ……………………………

Mee dids WIPEOUT most mahoosively !!!! Mee did looks likes a drownded rat wen mee finally surfaced it was most heinous dudes, totally BOGUS ! ee mee is gettin da lingo rite at least………BOL.

Anyway mee is lookin furward to seein yoo all at da pawty n big luau bonyfire laters

 

Aloha mi furiends

 

Uji

Furst Annual Picnic in the Bark Part 4

Mi silly sista Miss Bossy Floofy Pants Ronnii forgots a most impawtent email address in her last posty silly girl spect her was tired from all da bouncin mee has been doin rounds her today.

Pip is hosting the Brat and Beer Tent as yoo all knows n her forgots to say pleese send yor photys ovs yoo wivs brats n beer to hims here

mrpippipATgmailDOTcom

 

Pleese makes sure yoo has dem sented by da 15th ovs June

Sarge also mades some pawesome badges fur our bloggys

 

Fanks Sarge

 

Luv

Uji

PeeS. Mee has no ideas what a brat is apart from an annoying kidlet

Furst Annual Picnic in the Bark PART 2

 

Yowie mee can see yoo all made it her from sista Bossy Floofy pants Ronnii’s bloggy well her has tolds yoo all about wee Charlie dude who needs all ovs our help so it iz up to mee to tells yoo all da fun fings wee will be doin.

Dere is gonna be yummy nommables Da Pip is hostin a beer n Brat tent ( Floofy Pants sayd mee is a brat an her is gonna dump mee dere fur da whole piccy nic ………. Da Cheek ovs it ).

Sarge is hostin a tube steak bobbin event n dis is hows yoo does it as showed by Hims Honour Da Mayor

So yoo needs to gets yor hu-peeps to takes photys ovs yoo doin dat an sends dem to Sarge here

Ifurman1987ATyahooDOTcom

Mollie Jo is hostin a fashion show so girlys gets yor photys ovs yor most beeyooteous selfs to her here

dogearedATbellsouthDOTnet

Oskar is  doin Da Bug House so ifs yoo has bug photys send dem to hims here

hoeraufATcomcastDOTcom

Fenris is holdin a flower show so all yoo buddin hortikulturalists shoulds send yor photys here

ossoATcableoneDOTnet

Ronnii and mee is hostin da Wally Melon eatin event so please send yor photys fur day here

coyoteDOTugly2010ATgmailDOTcom

Blogville’s own Sec. of Science Bertie is goin to bedazzle and astound us wivs his science display and Da Uber Kewl PAWS BANG & Da Mega swish HIGH ROLLERS JAZZ BAND will be playin frewout da piccy nic so dere will be much dancin n flirtin me finks.

Phew mi likkle paws is hurtin from all dis typin now so yoo needs to go backs to Sista Bossy Floofy Pants Ronnii’s bloggy now fur part 3 ovs dis mahoosive announcement

Luv

UJI

Eeeeeuuuuuuwwwwwwwww

Mee suffered a mahoosive trauma tonite, DML wents up da wooden hill n lefts mee down wivs Da Poppi & Sista Ronnii n wee was all havin a nice snugglee time. Wen all ovs a sudden Da Poppis ring ring fing went off next fing mee knows Da Poppi is takin mi red t shirt off n carryin mee ups da wooden hill.

Mee gots took into da Hu-peeps potty room where DML was sittin in da big water fing wivs her sleepin suit on……………. dats odd mee was finkin next fing mee knows me is in her lap gettin dunked in da wet stuff !!!!! Her washed mee wivs stuff dat smelt of cokey-nuts n hads likkle bits in, den her dids da ultimate horror ! Her dids wets mi uber fluffy  crest n it wents all flat n un fluffy ! ! ! ! ! Horror ovs horrors her den washed mi lipstick n mi butt !!!!!!! Wots wivs dat ?

Her handed mee back to Da Poppi who wrapped mee in a wrappy fing while her gots out ovs da water fing n wrapped herself up. Den she wrapped mee in a blankie as well n started to rubs mee. Most odd fings to do butts it was nice n cosy . Wee wents down da wooden hill den whilst Da Poppi mades Sista Ronnii suffer da same evil fate.

While Sista Ronnii was bein tortured in da water fing DML tried to rubs mee wivs some lotion dat smelt ovs cokey-nut ( does all hu-peeps like dis smell cos mee no likes it at all ) butts mee kept runnin away from her …….BOL. Serves her rite mee finks fur bein so cruel to mee.

Wee dids havs lots ovs snuggles afta butts mee not forgiven her yet. Mi revenge will come later wen her is makin da sleepy noise dat sounds like a busmobile goin ova bumpy roads cos mee will toot rite under her sniffer  bwah ha ha ha !

Has yoo all heard da scandalous news ? Mi uber good buddy Pip has been robbed ! Yes yoo heard dat rite him has been robbed ! His Wondyful Red Wagon was snaffled from off ovs his own porch…………… wot is wrong wivs some ovs dis evil hu-peeps mee jus does not understands dem sometimes. How can some ovs dem bee so very, very nice, kind, carin, lovin & sweet and yet ovvas are mean, nasty, evil, horrid and cruel. Mee finks hu-peeps needs to finks more likes us dogs n kit-kats wee neva do bad fings just cos wee cans.

Anyway on dat fort mee is off to brew up a nasty evil toot fur mi revenge on DML

 

Luv

Uji

Yikes !

Well da funny laydee wivs da hat came again today n mee dids snuggle up n cuddles wivs her lots.

Den her putts some awfy weirdyfied fing on tops ovs mi nekkidness ! ! Wots wivs dat ?

Yoo can see mi is sooooo no impressed ! Anyways  mee hads lots fun ats Mommi Cheryls wivs all da ova Cresties butts before too long wee dids hav to leave ! Outs in da big hooj wide world butts mee snuggled in mi blankie n snoozed till wee got to anuvver house wivs lots ovs dogs mee didn’t know so mee just wanted cuddles from da funny laydee wivs da hat ( someone sayd her is mi Momster ? Mee not gets dat mee forts her was s’posed to bee Moms butt dem hoo-peeps is odd fur sure ). Wee dids stay dere a while which was okays cos mee dids snooze more den wee got back in mi Aunty E’s broom broom mobile n wents somewhere else butts mee slept frew dat really till wee gots here . Den mee met dis big hoo-peep n gots told him is Popster, him is nice tho n fun to sits on. BUTT DEN dere was dis floofy girly dog n mee don’t finks her does likes me much cos does grrr at mee lots. Mee finks her is mi new sista butt mee not sure ifs her will eva likes me cos mee is bouncy n fast n mee zips arounds n her not likin dat much at all. Mee will havs to see how dis goes butts if her not Grrrr at mee too much it coulds bee fun here. Hmmm mee has piddled in mi crate n tried to poop on da bed but got moved quick fast onto some mat fing so mee finks mee will havs to watch dese hoo-peeps cos dem sneeky.

 

Mee is snoozy again now so mee goin to havs 87 winks now. Nitey Nitey

Ujio