Whoopsie ! In Every Sense Ov Da Word

 

Ohhhhhh Dear Ohhhhhhh Dear Mee dids manage to poop on Da Moms laydee at 5.30 am dis morning ! Mee dids wake her up to lets her know mee needed to go potty and her had picked mee up to take mee to da garden but mee misjudged mi timin an mee could not hold it in so mee managed to poop on her , da stairs, da lounge floor, da kitchen floor and in da garden.

Boy is mee mega barressed bouts it, butts Da Moms Laydee was so kewl bouts it. Mee guess her not such a bad hoo-peep. Her did say to mee not to worry dese fings happen to us youngsters sometimes n mee will gets dere, dat was so nice ovs her dontcha fink ?

So wee nots had too much sleepies last nite so mee finks wee will bee havin lots ov snugglies today……………….. YAY !

 

Luv

Uji

x

Mee is in da Dawghouse !

 

Mee is nots in Da Mom Laydees good books dis mornin ! Now mee knows yoo is all finkin WHY OH WHY is such a sweet lookin bundle ovs nekkid loverly-ness in da bad books ? Mee wills tells yoo, yesterday mee did pee on all but one of da dog beds an last night ( well wee small hours as laydee calls it ) mee dids a Mango sized pee on her bed n her was sleepin n gots a wet leg ! ! Den dis mornin wee did gets up n out to da garden mee went for some good mornin poopage which mee did enjoy butts wen mee came in mee did tinkle on da last un peed on doggy bed. So herself is not too happy at all, she finks she is now gonna take mee outside every single hour just to save da beds n floor. Her says mee was doin so well too n it is only da last couple ov days mee has gone all hinky on her wivs mi peein, in mi deefence all mee can say is mee likes to pee on somefing soft. Her knows mee will gets dere butts cos she is not feelin too good at da moment fing is gettin to her a bits more. Fankfully mee knows she lovs mee n Grumpy Floofy Butt Sista big much so fings will bee okily dokily.

Talkin ovs Grumpy Floofy Butt Sista Da Moms Laydee is not sendin her to da spa she wents to on Satiday again cos her has come back smellin all loverly but her furs is cut all wonky. Da Moms Laydee not best pleesed wivs dat let mee tell yoo so she is huntin fur a better spa for da Princess…… Princess now dats funni, she sure nuff dont’s act like a Princess!

Anyway dats it fur now cept wee is havin trubble leavin comments cos our open id not workin so wee tryin to fix da problem soon.

 

Luv

Uji                            ( Pee-er Extraordinaire )

Not sure mee liked dat !

Wee did all just go outs, Mee, Grumpy floofy butt sista, Da Moms Laydee & Da Poppi-man…………… Mee was not impressed cos mee did not gets put in mi carry pouch !

Mee had dis torture contrapulashun on wivs a hooj red wire on its dat Da Moms laydee was holdin on to. Mee is finkin maybe her is not so nice ! ! Da Grumpy floofy sista was skippity skippin along wivs Da Poppi-man butts mee just kept on sittin down n lookin woesome. Not dat it worked Da Moms Laydee did keeps sayin come on Uji yor doing so well so mee had to do dis walkin fing butts let mee tell yoo dis…………………………………

MEE DONT LIKE IT ! ! ! ! no siree Bob not one likkle bit did mee like it.

Da best bit ovs da hole fing was comin home again fur mi noms !

Dem betta not finks mee is gonna do dat again cos dem got anuvver fing comin if dey do SO DERE !

Mee is off to get some snuggles in under mi Tracy Beaker blankie. See yoo all soon.

Luv

Uji

PeeS. Miss Puddles Yoo does soooooo Rock !

Wordless Wensday ( well not really )

Ello all ovs yoo, mee is sorry mee not been on much butts mee keeping Da Mom Person busy n her feelin veri tired lately. Wee been reedin all yor postins n mee has seen how mi Heroine Miss Puddles has become da ultimate squirrel bashin chickie. Her bee most kewlsome ! !

Guess wots ? Last nite mee slept in da big bed wivs Da Moms Person fur da furst time eva. Wee hads been sleepin on da couch cos mee not bein used to sleepin wivs peeps so mee n her was gettin used to its on da couch n now me has graduated to da bed ! !

Da grumpy Butt Sista is more grumpy dis weeks cos it’s her time again wot eve dat means so mee is steerin clear ovs her rite now. Butts mee has to share dese pix ovs her last week cos her looks most perty

  

Anyways dat be abouts it fur now catch yoo all soonies

 

Uji

Mee Is Practisin

Too bee likes mi hero !

 

 

 

 

How is mee doin ?

 

Lovs

Uji

Pee S. Mee hopes yoo can all heer da Rocky song butts cos ovs da copi-rite fingy yoo may not all heer its, also sorri it be a bits dark dats dem energy savin lite bulbous fingys fault

Ello

Mee has wot da funny laydee sayd is a squitty bum butts mee is still a happy chappy.

Today mee dids somefing fur da furst time n da funny laydee dids catch it on some pitcher cathin fing

Da laydee seemed most happisome bouts mi ikkle noise. Da grumbly girly sista seemed boreded tho, dem girlys is a bits odd. Her dids just grr at mee cos mee wanted her to play bouncy bouncy roll arounds wivs mee butt her was not havin any ovs it borin girly.

Mee now has to go bounce in da green stuff outside now, some ovs it is taller den mee n mee is a big boy da laydee does say so.

Mee off to do bouncin now.

Toodles

Uji

Yikes !

Well da funny laydee wivs da hat came again today n mee dids snuggle up n cuddles wivs her lots.

Den her putts some awfy weirdyfied fing on tops ovs mi nekkidness ! ! Wots wivs dat ?

Yoo can see mi is sooooo no impressed ! Anyways  mee hads lots fun ats Mommi Cheryls wivs all da ova Cresties butts before too long wee dids hav to leave ! Outs in da big hooj wide world butts mee snuggled in mi blankie n snoozed till wee got to anuvver house wivs lots ovs dogs mee didn’t know so mee just wanted cuddles from da funny laydee wivs da hat ( someone sayd her is mi Momster ? Mee not gets dat mee forts her was s’posed to bee Moms butt dem hoo-peeps is odd fur sure ). Wee dids stay dere a while which was okays cos mee dids snooze more den wee got back in mi Aunty E’s broom broom mobile n wents somewhere else butts mee slept frew dat really till wee gots here . Den mee met dis big hoo-peep n gots told him is Popster, him is nice tho n fun to sits on. BUTT DEN dere was dis floofy girly dog n mee don’t finks her does likes me much cos does grrr at mee lots. Mee finks her is mi new sista butt mee not sure ifs her will eva likes me cos mee is bouncy n fast n mee zips arounds n her not likin dat much at all. Mee will havs to see how dis goes butts if her not Grrrr at mee too much it coulds bee fun here. Hmmm mee has piddled in mi crate n tried to poop on da bed but got moved quick fast onto some mat fing so mee finks mee will havs to watch dese hoo-peeps cos dem sneeky.

 

Mee is snoozy again now so mee goin to havs 87 winks now. Nitey Nitey

Ujio