Picnic in Da Bark Wally Melon Last Pawt

Well it is almost mi bedtimes  so mee better do dis last post from mee real fast. Mee has hads da most wondyful time at dis picnic and Mayor Frankie has puts a bet on mee in da sack race, mee has bounced an bounced so much mee finks mee has burked mi bouncer, mee has eaten so much nommy stuffs dat mi tummy is all bigs n rounds like a wally melon.  It has been da most amazing coming to gevver ovs all ov Blogville. Mee is so very prouds to be pawt ov dis brilliant place.

Anyway on to the last group ovs Wally nommers

Up now wee has Terrific Thunder who mee has to say look less dan impressed wivs Wally melon .

Mee finks he likes da wally melon likes Ronnii her is not dat keen on it.

Next wee has Bella, Daisy & Kendra and gee whizz dese girls know a fing or two about chowin down togevva.

and finally our last official Wally Melon Nommer ovs da Piccy Nic is

Wondyful Green Pawed Wyatt ( who mee finks even grew hims own Wally to nom on )

Mee has to say hims eats a heck ov a lot more dainty den mee………….Bol.

 

Mee wants to fank yoo all so much fur lettin us host dis event mee & Sista FP has hads so much funs doing dis. All ovs yoo who has pawticipated, commented, dunked, bet, sent photys and generally joined in and been jolly good sports then givs yorselves big HUGE pats on da back n tummy rubs yoo all so deserve it.

 

Now DML is glarin at mee like a big Glary, Scary Fing

So mee best gets off to beds now,

Nitey Nite all ovs yoo

Luv

Uji

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Picnic in Da Bawk Pawt 5

Well mee neva hads so much fun as mee is havin now.

Butt Ronnii was rite cos wee has lots ovs Wally Nommer photys to puts up still so mee is gonna gets rite to it.

Furst up wee has Amazin Addy she seems to havs gots da hang ovs dis reel quick.

Next wee has Addy’s sissy Jazzi dem so looks likes dem is enjoyin da Wallys

Up next Blogvilles own Champion walk-a-thon Supahero Phantasmagorical Pip

Now how kewl is him lookin wivs his new fur do laydees ?

 

               

 

Now onto more nommables, mee n sissy FP has been likes mad fings in da nommy room makin all sorts ov fings fur da piccy nic tables so lets mee show yoo wots wee has.

A Yoo-Kay delikasee Da Bacon Butty mmmmm

&

Wee has also mades Archie Pug Pup’s Corn Dog Muffins

&

Wee has liver sausage most yummy-some

&

Mi fav drinkie Root Beer

So refreshin

Wee has a big cooler box full ovs dem

&

Wee made some Cakes

Doggy Cup Cakes

&

OP Pack Stylee Cake

&

Puppy Cup Cakes

& Wee has anuvver speshul Yoo-Kat delishus edible fur yoo all

Da Famous Sausage Sarnie

MMMMMMMM

LUSH !!!!

 

So please come on ova an helps us noms all ovs dis stuff or wee will be as big as one ovs dese

See yoo all soon

Luv

Uji

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Picnic in Da Bark Pawt 3

An da festivities continues on into da nites, Mee has hads da bestest fun bouncin ova at da Road Dogs place on da bouncy house. Mee liked it so much mee is gonna ask if mee can havs one. Mee has stuffed mi tummy full ov dem sausages at Pips nawty kidlet tent butts mee didnt gets to try da fizzy drink evryone raves abouts.

Butts to get on wivs fings here are our next 3 Wondyful Wally Melon Nommers an boy do wee havs some sooper spiffy one fur yoo.

Furst up is Shiloh & Shasta dis pair sure knows how to chow down on Da Wally

and look-see dem even havs Wally Melon on dems collars

How kewl is dat ?

 

Next is Da Blogville Lawman himself Sarge

Yowie hims deffo luvs da Wally looks at dem pearly whites.

and finally fur dis set wee has

Sooper Sweet Shawnee

Wowie mee finks her coulds givs Sarge a run fur his milkbones wivs dem toofies. Ohhhh mee just noticed all ovs dis groups begun wivs da letter S most curious indeeds.

Well dis likkle fellow is offs to beds now cos mee needs lots n lots ov energy fur more fun n games tomorrow. Mee has a sack race to win and a floofy butted sista to DUNK !!!!!

 

Luv

Uji

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Picnic in da Bark Pawt 1

 

Welcome to Da Wally Melon Eatin event, mee n Sista Floofy Pants Ronnii is most happi to bee hostin dis event to raise impawtant funds fur Charlie

So wivouts furver ado First up is…………………………

Miss Pickles wivs a Wally as bigs as her is

Mee not sure ifs her will manage to eats it all.

Next Wee has ………………………… Waits fur it…………………… Dis someone forts him was gonna miss bein in dis events butts wee wood neva leaves him out

Corbin

Fur our 3rd pawticipants wee has……………

Flat George & Flat Stanzie

Dats yor lots fur now, fur da next group of Wally Nommers yoo needs to go to Ronniis Bloggy

See yoo all ats Da

Road Dogs bounce-a-thon

 

Luv

Uji

Wordless Wensday

Mee dids suffer da nasty evilness ovs da baff yestyday.

 

Luv

Uji

WOWSERS

Wee has now had some more photys fur da Wally Melon n mee is startin to gets uber mega excitamagated bouts it.

Plus yoo takes dat excityment an add to it da excityment ova da Fiesty Threes upcoming Luau & Pool pawty and yoo can imagines how mee is feelin rite now

Ifs yoo clicks on da picci it shoold takes yoo to where yoo can finds out all abouts dis event. Mee n Ronnii is goin mee is goona gets a graay skirt n cocynuts n everyfing DML says it is okays fur me ifs dat wots mee wants and

I DO

So in da words ovs da wisest ov wise hoo-peeps Bill & Ted

Pawty On Dudes

Luv

Uji

I am a Dog not a Thing !

I am a dog. I am a living, breathing animal. I feel pain, joy, love, fear and pleasure.

I am not a thing. If I am hit - I will bruise, I will bleed, I will break. I will feel pain. I am not a thing.

I am a dog. I enjoy playtime, walk time, but more than anything, I enjoy time with my pack - my family - my people. I want nothing more than to be by the side of my human. I want to sleep where you sleep and walk where you walk. I am a dog and I feel love...I crave companionship.

I enjoy the touch of a kind hand and the softness of a good bed. I want to be inside of the home with my family, not stuck on the end of a chain or alone in a kennel or fenced yard for hours on end. I was born to be a companion, not to live a life of solitude.

I get too cold and I get too hot. I experience hunger and thirst. I am a living creature, not a thing.

When you leave, I want to go with you. If I stay behind, I will eagerly await your return. I long for the sound of your voice. I will do most anything to please you. I live to be your treasured companion.

I am a dog. My actions are not dictated by money, greed, or hatred. I do not know prejudice. I live in the moment and am ruled by love and loyalty.

Do not mistake me for a mindless object. I can feel and I can think. I can experience more than physical pain, I can feel fear and joy. I can feel love and confusion. I have emotions. I understand perhaps more than you do. I am able to comprehend the words you speak to me, but you are not always able to understand me.

I am a dog. I am not able to care for myself without your help. If you choose to tie me up and refuse to feed me, I will starve. If you abandon me on a rural road, I will experience fear and loneliness. I will search for you and wonder why I have been left behind. I am not a piece of property to be dumped and forgotten.

If you choose to leave me at a shelter, I will be frightened and bewildered. I will watch for your return with every footfall that approaches my kennel run.

I am a dog - a living, breathing creature. If you choose to take me home, please provide me with the things that I need to keep me healthy and happy.

Provide me with good food, clean water, warm shelter and your love. Do not abandon me. Do not kick me. Do not dump me when your life gets too busy. Make a commitment to me for the entirety of my life, or do not take me home in the first place.

If you desert me, I do not have the means to care for myself. I am at the mercy of the kindness of people - if I fall into the wrong hands, my life will be ruined.

I will experience pain, fear and loneliness. If I wind up in an animal shelter, I have only my eyes to implore someone to save me, and my tail to show you that I am a friend. If that is not good enough, I will die.

I am a dog. I want to give and receive love. I want to live. I am not a thing. I am not a piece of property. Please do not discard me. Please treat me with kindness, love and respect. I promise to repay you with unconditional love for as long as I live.

 

Mee saw dis n forts it was a good fing so mee fort mee shood post it.

 

Luv

Uji

DML says mee is a messy monster

 

Butts it not mi fault her did givs mee da chew so her has no one to blames butts herself

 

Da photy aboves is her couch…………..bol

n Dis is da rug butts yoo should see da rest ovs da floor….her is too baressed to takes photys ovs it….BOL

 

Luv

Uji

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Furst Annual Picnic in the Bark Part 4

Mi silly sista Miss Bossy Floofy Pants Ronnii forgots a most impawtent email address in her last posty silly girl spect her was tired from all da bouncin mee has been doin rounds her today.

Pip is hosting the Brat and Beer Tent as yoo all knows n her forgots to say pleese send yor photys ovs yoo wivs brats n beer to hims here

mrpippipATgmailDOTcom

 

Pleese makes sure yoo has dem sented by da 15th ovs June

Sarge also mades some pawesome badges fur our bloggys

 

Fanks Sarge

 

Luv

Uji

PeeS. Mee has no ideas what a brat is apart from an annoying kidlet

Furst Annual Picnic in the Bark PART 2

 

Yowie mee can see yoo all made it her from sista Bossy Floofy pants Ronnii’s bloggy well her has tolds yoo all about wee Charlie dude who needs all ovs our help so it iz up to mee to tells yoo all da fun fings wee will be doin.

Dere is gonna be yummy nommables Da Pip is hostin a beer n Brat tent ( Floofy Pants sayd mee is a brat an her is gonna dump mee dere fur da whole piccy nic ………. Da Cheek ovs it ).

Sarge is hostin a tube steak bobbin event n dis is hows yoo does it as showed by Hims Honour Da Mayor

So yoo needs to gets yor hu-peeps to takes photys ovs yoo doin dat an sends dem to Sarge here

Ifurman1987ATyahooDOTcom

Mollie Jo is hostin a fashion show so girlys gets yor photys ovs yor most beeyooteous selfs to her here

dogearedATbellsouthDOTnet

Oskar is  doin Da Bug House so ifs yoo has bug photys send dem to hims here

hoeraufATcomcastDOTcom

Fenris is holdin a flower show so all yoo buddin hortikulturalists shoulds send yor photys here

ossoATcableoneDOTnet

Ronnii and mee is hostin da Wally Melon eatin event so please send yor photys fur day here

coyoteDOTugly2010ATgmailDOTcom

Blogville’s own Sec. of Science Bertie is goin to bedazzle and astound us wivs his science display and Da Uber Kewl PAWS BANG & Da Mega swish HIGH ROLLERS JAZZ BAND will be playin frewout da piccy nic so dere will be much dancin n flirtin me finks.

Phew mi likkle paws is hurtin from all dis typin now so yoo needs to go backs to Sista Bossy Floofy Pants Ronnii’s bloggy now fur part 3 ovs dis mahoosive announcement

Luv

UJI

Guess Wot ?

Yoo knows how mee n Sista Bossy Floofy Pants Ronnii is always moanin bouts each ova , likes how her gets mee in trouble fur bouncing on her n stuff. Well her does luvs mee reelly n mee now has certain proofs to show yoo all.

Yoo reddy fur dis ?

Her is snuggled up wivs mee n her is smiling !!!!!

Her didn’t chase mee out ov HER bed !!!!

YAY her does luvs mee n her cannot deny it now, mee is pleased n most happiful bouts dis cos mee does luvs her lots even if her is a bossy boots n always steals mi toy from me.

Luvs

Uji

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PeeS . Mee is doin mi furst blog hop today