Mee is havin a furiend come to stay wivs mee next Tuesday, hims name is Sidney n mee is goin to lets him share mi house, mi sista, DML, da Popster n mi beds . It is a likkle sads cos hims Moms and her Mom havs to move house n thems cannot takes all dere dogs n pets wivs dem, dem can only take two n so Sidney is comin to stay wivs us until hims Moms can persuade da laydee to lets him come too. Ifs her cant persuade da laydee hims will stay wivs us fur as long as him needs so hims will be mi bruvva from anuvva Momma.
Mee bets yoo is all wonderin wots Sidney looks like well hims is small, n tan n furry unlike mee. Him has big brown eyes n a curly tail n is most cutesome. Okays mee will puts yoo out ovs yor misery please meets Sir Sidney Snotter ( hims Moms calls hims dat )
Yep hims is a PUG !!!! mee is so happisome to havs anuvver pupster to plays wivs, wee can play zoomies n bitey face n tag n hims wont grr at mee likes sista Ronnii does. Wee can has our own gang mee n Sidders da lets annoy DML gang wots do yoo finks ? Sidders already knows sit n stuff so hims can teach me dat which will be so kewl.
Anyway mee fort yoo woulds all likes to know dis news, mee knows yoo will welcome hims wivs open paws. Mee finks him will needs some comfort fur a while while him gets used to livin somewhere new n wivsout hims family. Butts mee will luvs him n so will DML, Da Popster n Ronnii butts him will always belong to hims Mom Mama Holls.
Anyway mee has to go sort out some toys to welcomes him wivs.