Mee suffered a mahoosive trauma tonite, DML wents up da wooden hill n lefts mee down wivs Da Poppi & Sista Ronnii n wee was all havin a nice snugglee time. Wen all ovs a sudden Da Poppis ring ring fing went off next fing mee knows Da Poppi is takin mi red t shirt off n carryin mee ups da wooden hill.
Mee gots took into da Hu-peeps potty room where DML was sittin in da big water fing wivs her sleepin suit on……………. dats odd mee was finkin next fing mee knows me is in her lap gettin dunked in da wet stuff !!!!! Her washed mee wivs stuff dat smelt of cokey-nuts n hads likkle bits in, den her dids da ultimate horror ! Her dids wets mi uber fluffy crest n it wents all flat n un fluffy ! ! ! ! ! Horror ovs horrors her den washed mi lipstick n mi butt !!!!!!! Wots wivs dat ?
Her handed mee back to Da Poppi who wrapped mee in a wrappy fing while her gots out ovs da water fing n wrapped herself up. Den she wrapped mee in a blankie as well n started to rubs mee. Most odd fings to do butts it was nice n cosy . Wee wents down da wooden hill den whilst Da Poppi mades Sista Ronnii suffer da same evil fate.
While Sista Ronnii was bein tortured in da water fing DML tried to rubs mee wivs some lotion dat smelt ovs cokey-nut ( does all hu-peeps like dis smell cos mee no likes it at all ) butts mee kept runnin away from her …….BOL. Serves her rite mee finks fur bein so cruel to mee.
Wee dids havs lots ovs snuggles afta butts mee not forgiven her yet. Mi revenge will come later wen her is makin da sleepy noise dat sounds like a busmobile goin ova bumpy roads cos mee will toot rite under her sniffer bwah ha ha ha !
Has yoo all heard da scandalous news ? Mi uber good buddy Pip has been robbed ! Yes yoo heard dat rite him has been robbed ! His Wondyful Red Wagon was snaffled from off ovs his own porch…………… wot is wrong wivs some ovs dis evil hu-peeps mee jus does not understands dem sometimes. How can some ovs dem bee so very, very nice, kind, carin, lovin & sweet and yet ovvas are mean, nasty, evil, horrid and cruel. Mee finks hu-peeps needs to finks more likes us dogs n kit-kats wee neva do bad fings just cos wee cans.
Anyway on dat fort mee is off to brew up a nasty evil toot fur mi revenge on DML