Mee has wot da funny laydee sayd is a squitty bum butts mee is still a happy chappy.
Today mee dids somefing fur da furst time n da funny laydee dids catch it on some pitcher cathin fing
Da laydee seemed most happisome bouts mi ikkle noise. Da grumbly girly sista seemed boreded tho, dem girlys is a bits odd. Her dids just grr at mee cos mee wanted her to play bouncy bouncy roll arounds wivs mee butt her was not havin any ovs it borin girly.
Mee now has to go bounce in da green stuff outside now, some ovs it is taller den mee n mee is a big boy da laydee does say so.
Mee off to do bouncin now.