Mee is nots in Da Mom Laydees good books dis mornin ! Now mee knows yoo is all finkin WHY OH WHY is such a sweet lookin bundle ovs nekkid loverly-ness in da bad books ? Mee wills tells yoo, yesterday mee did pee on all but one of da dog beds an last night ( well wee small hours as laydee calls it ) mee dids a Mango sized pee on her bed n her was sleepin n gots a wet leg ! ! Den dis mornin wee did gets up n out to da garden mee went for some good mornin poopage which mee did enjoy butts wen mee came in mee did tinkle on da last un peed on doggy bed. So herself is not too happy at all, she finks she is now gonna take mee outside every single hour just to save da beds n floor. Her says mee was doin so well too n it is only da last couple ov days mee has gone all hinky on her wivs mi peein, in mi deefence all mee can say is mee likes to pee on somefing soft. Her knows mee will gets dere butts cos she is not feelin too good at da moment fing is gettin to her a bits more. Fankfully mee knows she lovs mee n Grumpy Floofy Butt Sista big much so fings will bee okily dokily.
Talkin ovs Grumpy Floofy Butt Sista Da Moms Laydee is not sendin her to da spa she wents to on Satiday again cos her has come back smellin all loverly but her furs is cut all wonky. Da Moms Laydee not best pleesed wivs dat let mee tell yoo so she is huntin fur a better spa for da Princess…… Princess now dats funni, she sure nuff dont’s act like a Princess!
Anyway dats it fur now cept wee is havin trubble leavin comments cos our open id not workin so wee tryin to fix da problem soon.
Uji ( Pee-er Extraordinaire )