Wee is startin to gets ready fur our hollibob on Fryday, mee has some new jammies all reddy so mee wont get cold or gets too much sun, mee has new sun cream too. After mi escape act and scarin ovs DML on Fryday mee is off to da vet man today to gets a chip, mee likes chips dem is nommy so mee is most lookin forward to dat. Mee also has mi own sleepin bag fur da nite time so mee don’t gets all cold n goose bumpy. DML is startin to get most x-citable abouts goin away. Mee finks she needs dis short hollibob a lot, she needs to see her pals n havs a good laff wivs dem all. Mee is lookin forward to seein all da ova dogs dere.
Anyway off fur a snoozle now before mee see da vet man to gets mi chip mmmmm